What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why should we share our wife with others?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

You Only Live Twice

What life lesson did you learn the hard way?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

If a guy is attracting a bunch of what he believes to be "ugly" women, is he crushing the dating game?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-All the bad guys are black.

Can Donald Trump use the Alien Friends Act of 1798 to give ALL illegal immigrants an ultimatum: You have 1 month to leave America, after which you will be arrested and jailed for 3 years?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why do atheists not love a G-d that does not stop punishing them harder and harder in this world and the next until they surrender to Him?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?

-”Ah so!”

Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Have anyone had an relationship of any kind with a spirit or demon, such as a succubus? If so, how was it?

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What was your first trans experience like?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

A View to a Kill

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Has anyone ever made you take off your shirt?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How can someone feel more FTM when AMAB?

Diamonds Are Forever

Moonraker

From Russia With Love

-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.